Ludicrous Christmas Gifts No. 3
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Ultimate Swiss Army Knife
Make James Bond and the rest of his cronies at MI5 look like ill-equipped buffoons with the jaw-dropping Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife. As awesome as it is ridiculous, this incredible triumph of engineering is packed with 85 fully functional implements and is said to have over 100 functions. Why? Well, why not?
Meticulously crafted in Switzerland, it isn’t exactly pocket-sized and it sure ain’t cheap. But who cares? Cos me pimped up me knife and me knife is wicked! An ideal gift for the gadget collector with (almost) everything, the Wenger features seven blades, three types of pliers and seemingly countless screwdrivers, saws, wrenches, mineral crystals magnifiers, tyre-tread gauges, signal whistles and a cigar-cutter. What a complete tool! A Snip, at just £499.95
Warning! Please pack your knife in your luggage, this is not a carry-on item.
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